Optimist: Yes! We will survive!
Pessimist: They’re probably cannibals
Bear Grylls: Protein…
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Engineer: The glass is twice the size it needs to be
Optimist: They are running a marathon
Pessimist: They are escaped convicts
Japanese: They are running from godzilla
Pessimist: We are all gonna die!
Optimist: At least I don’t have to worry about Christmas shopping!
Pessimist: Eeww. I hate ants.
Optimist: Yay! Free protein!