You see villagers in the distance…
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Optimist: Yes! We will survive!
Pessimist: They’re probably cannibals
Bear Grylls: Protein…
How full is the glass?
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Engineer: The glass is twice the size it needs to be
See many people running in the same direction
Optimist: They are running a marathon
Pessimist: They are escaped convicts
Japanese: They are running from godzilla
The world will end (maybe) in 2012
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Pessimist: We are all gonna die!
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Optimist: At least I don’t have to worry about Christmas shopping!
By IdreesInc